If Titanic was made in India

If Titanic was made in India..............

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship and a bike for hero!!!

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet / Bipasha Basu in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain.

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" or "Samandar Mein Dhoom!".

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villain would die in the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees or they would freeze to death coz of short skirts and sleeveless tops...!


7) Love making scene would have been replaced by one item number by Mallika !

8) Kate Winslet would do a 'taandav' dance to save her hero and one flower from the sky would fall in her hands.

9) Finally Hero will discover that he can fly on his bike and with background music 'Dhoom.... Dhoom.... Dhoom.... ' he'll jump to the shore!!!And last but not least.

10) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC .